DC films investigation: Tall Order! Granny's peach tea! entry #6

Tall Order : From what the producer says it's huge disrespect to both editor and director. Insult to all the artists involved.

WB executives are opportunistic and evil as you will see how they use a family man's career, loyalty and friendship, all against his own ties for their own benefit. To make people forget the executives' poor decisions with tender and fresh bull shit.

Fat chance : test screenings consist of audiences picked at random. Not even regular movie goers make the cut. 

You may then worry about actual fans and the other two types. Comic book fans. Comic book movie fans.

So the kind of people that end up deciding what we should or shouldn't watch are almost similar to the studio executives. They have no idea.

Small World : WB execs went full chop chop with Suicide Squad. After what the WB execs did with BvS, they gained full confidence and became "clueless scissorhands". This time the victim was captain David Ayer and his ship the original suicide squad film, crew and artists. What we were gonna get, would've been a true delight and a grand addition to the DC comic book film universe. And maybe even more than a comic book film, clearly visible through the pictures released from the set. 

And David Ayer's track record of fantastic filmography. With the characters of suicide squad being a perfect bunch for David Ayer's masterful storytelling of gangsters, meta-criminals, corrupt enforcers, power brokers, gaijins.

Big Figure : It did end up being one of the highest grossing SuperHero related films. But a film full of villains, something the opponents cannot dream of 😏. Big music names were injected into the film, changing the original suicide squad into an overly commercial cluster fuck without a vision (just like the mind of a clueless studio executive or the opposition), stabbed further by serial backstabber/saboteur, comic book writer Geoff Johns (who clearly seems to have no clue when it comes to movies). I mean, c'mon. How can you be so bop with comics and so poop with movies. It almost seems unbelievable.

Take a deep breath for the following summary of events...

Granny's peach tea : James Gunn is a loud anti-trump on social media, irrelevant tweets from a decade ago pointed out by trump supporters, Disney decides not to fight ruling president, falsely fires Gunn. Even though Disney wants SJWs to praise their films on SJW personal websites where these SJWs call themselves critics. And SJWs hate Trump. Wouldn't SJWs be mad at Disney for firing someone who was openly anti-trump? Can you be more consistent Disney? Now, James Gunn's career's hanging by a thread cause Americans have started cancelling each other on twitter without proper validation or research. WB jumps at the chance and steals Gunn for a Superman film. Technically saving Gunn's career. Gunn and Snyder are like brothers and WB executives were aware. Gunn refuses to do Superman. As Gunn's anti-superhero elements would best work for something like Suicide Squad. James Gunn says he'll make a new suicide squad film. WB executives tell Gunn, "we want a rated-R version of guardians of the galaxy" while in secrecy WB executives want every DC movie to look and sound like Deadpool. 

(Personal note: I'm a Deadpool fan, Ryan Reynolds fan, Tim Miller fan. I am still surprised Deadpool was a hit at the box office. And you must never let a spoof intimidate you. Which is exactly what happened in the case of WB executives.)

WB executives make sure to ask James Gunn to mention how the studio execs did not interfere in this version of suicide squad (like they did back in 2015-16). Both Disney and WB pull a tasteless PR Stunt by inviting rival and thief Kevin Feige to the new suicide squad set. Kevin Feige worryingly asks James, "Are you making a Superman film?! No? Phew, okay. Whatever film you're making for WB/DC, please make sure it's a great film". 🥺🥺🌚🌝 James Gunn is then criticized by DC fans on social media, James Gunn confirms (on social media) he's not aware of the copying/backstabbing tales involving Feige and Geoff Johns sabotage of the DC films universe. 

Drop a random film without a plan and call it DC multiverse: As the new suicide squad film drops in 2021. Fans are once again divided. This is exactly what the WB executives want. With their contracts coming to an end. There will be people who liked David Ayer's/WB execs version of Suicide Squad better than James Gunn's suicide squad. And vice versa. Any distraction or division is better so the WB execs could step away from the racist spotlight or bad decisions spotlight, that's stuck onto them, the cute WB executives. Legendary studios now run by children in suits with ego the size of lemonade allowance money.

"Take a bucket of piss and call it Granny's Peach Tea; take a weapon of assassination and call it deterrence. You won't fool a fly or me. I'm not gonna drink it."

I'm not as talented as Forbes online's special needs nephew scott mentalson, to write  opinion posts. In case you were wondering...